a treatise on the worm
After observing Derek's playing environment, Ryan noticed that the lower resolution added an extra depth of detail and accuracy not found in 1600×1200. We then switched to 640×480 and began testing procedures. Here now is an edited (for relevancy) transcript of our findings:
Timmy Teabags: this low resolution hasn't helped me to get even 2000 yet
Razanova: 2350
Razanova: first time in low reso
Razanova: 2289
Timmy Teabags: 2259
Timmy Teabags: finally
Razanova: 2352
Timmy Teabags: i was not born with this talent you have
Timmy Teabags: >:o
Razanova: whats that?
Razanova: skillllll???
Timmy Teabags: mouse clicking
Timmy Teabags: 
Razanova: the key is to look ahead
Razanova: dont watch the worm
Razanova: but watch the far right of the screen
Razanova: so you can telegraph your parabola movemet
Razanova: or whatevr u wanna call it
Timmy Teabags: haha
Timmy Teabags: i'm gonna post what you just said
Razanova: in order to regulate my parabolic movement i imagine i am using the vector of the worm to illustrate size c cup breasts in a horizontal manner
Timmy Teabags: hah
Razanova: i think if you get to 3000 you finally realize the goal of the purple line
Razanova: to break the hymen
Timmy Teabags: hehe
Razanova: i understand the vertical lines to be personified as "cock blockers"
Timmy Teabags: holy shit
Timmy Teabags: i was just thinking that
Razanova: holy shit indeed
Timmy Teabags: the linear progression towards "canal closing" signifies the asymptopic growth towards full penetration, is that what your theory comes down to?
Timmy Teabags: and that without a certain burst in the end, the plateau can't be broken?
Razanova: you sick fuck
Timmy Teabags: i see then that our theories disagree in the end
Timmy Teabags: very well
Razanova: i still say we dress up as women for this weekend
The existance of two possible conclusions may lead to a bitter rivalry in the end; only time will tell.
Please keep in mind that this is just one fraction of the entire treatise. Strategical planning will be refined with more and more exposure.
The Low Resolution theorem seems to hold true, however; I now currently hold the record at 2472.
What we plan to do as women remains no one else's business.
S/he said…
“Razanova: i still say we dress up as women for this weekend
Razanova: er I have a feeling that is going to be taken out of context”
fucker
This was a great post.